A global survey of penis size

A new global study* in the peer-reviewed scientific journal ‘Personality and Individual Differences’ claims that at an average of 4 inches when erect Indian men have among the smallest penises. Only North and South Koreans have it smaller at 3.8 inches.

I think the problem here is not the size of the organ but the fact that there is the Indian man attached to it.

With that out of the way let me get down to the more serious issues at hand. (Trust me, in this sentence “get down” and “at hand” just crept in naturally).

The study of 113 nationalities by Dr. Richard Lynn, Emeritus Professor of Psychology at Ulster University, says that at 7.1 inches men of the Republic of Congo are the biggest. I suspect that when at rest the men of Congo are as big as the erect Indian men. Or the Indian man’s erection is the Congolese man’s…well..not erection. So Indian men, what do you have to say for yourselves now?

There has been some criticism about Dr. Lynn’s methodology of taking his data from various websites. Implicit in the criticism is that if there is one thing men boast about without any relation to reality it is the size of their penis. I could not say with any degree of certainty one way or the other about the veracity of his method because I am not qualified. Notwithstanding that it is bold of Dr. Lynn to venture into a territory where primal rivalries and tensions and stereotypes come to the surface rather quickly.

I have not seen it myself but a list from the study published by the Huffington Post shows that on an average African men have the largest penises at 6.3 inches while north-east Asians the smallest at 4.2 inches. Dr. Lynn has been quoted as saying that the findings confirm theories of "race differences in penis length". "For most of these populations, penis lengths are predictable and confirmed,” he has said.

I am sure that the study has some value to those who concern themselves with such subjects. Other than that one wonders if it contributes much to anything. It might lead to some increase in tourist inflows into some of the countries mentioned, such as Ecuador (7 inches), Ghana (6.8), Colombia (6.7) and Iceland (6.5).

Interestingly, the United States which has the metaphorical delusions of being the biggest dick on the planet averages at a very modest 5.1, smaller than France, Britain, Germany, Russia and even Canada (5.5).  That may explain some of the phallic assertions in the form of enormously powerful weapons that the country’s male leaders have historically shown.

This is the sort of study that would never satisfy those found to be not so well-hung. I just hope men in these countries do not come out on the streets and protest the findings. As for the Indian men, what they lack in size, they should try and make up in imagination. After all, the Kama Sutra was created here.


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